The re-cursed writer

"The first part is always the hardest", the writer thought as he sat
down at his desk to write another work of art. "What if I should write
about a writer this time...it would save me some time on research
because I do know what it takes to be a writer...and what if that
writer was just about to start a new book...I bloody well know about
the dilemmas about starting a new book, the draught of ideas, the
stressing feeling that you don't know what to do and you have a
deadline to meet. 

So what should the book this writer sits down to write be about
really? Should I tell the readers? Yes, I think so. I think I tell the
readers everything in the book...word by word. Then my book could
instead of being my book be the book that guy in my book is
writing. But what should his book, and then my book be about then?
Well, it could be about a writer...that sits down to write a
book...hey this is boring...that's exactly what I have started to
write in my book. What if I just let my publisher take what I have
written and copy and paste it into what this guy in my book is
writing, since his book is about a writer who starts to write a
book. Then I would be finished here and could go out to the beach for
the rest of the day. And if the guy in my book decides he wants to
quit writing he could always tell his publisher to do the same and
just copy and paste from what the guy in his book is writing
about. Then the book and the books within the books will write
themselves and we could all of us go down to the beach. If we ever
need some writing done we just let the guy in the book we are writing
do it for us"

Unfortunately you cannot do this in real life without your head
suddenly exploding on you so the author's head just suddenly exp#"&%@...